Protein meets AI in a delicious recipe cooked up by Cradle, the biotech startup stealing the show. They’ve taken proteins from the gym to Silicon Valley, proving they’re more than just building blocks of life. Move over boring diet charts, Cradle is here to add some AI masala to the mix. So raise your smoothie glasses to these crazy diamonds, because they’ve just scored big in the world of biotech innovation.
EU regulators are not giving Amazon a clean sweep with their acquisition of iRobot, stating, “Hold it right there, folks!” This thrilling regulatory drama has caught everyone’s attention, with the EU subtly intensifying their scrutiny. To appease concerns, Amazon may need to come up with some remedies, like apologizing for taking the last piece of pie at a family dinner. It’s no longer just missing socks and pet toys that robo-vacs are sucking up; they’re now hoovering up regulatory attention. Looks like iRobot has stirred up a big mess for Amazon!
Singapore Fashionista Aspires for Wall Street Catwalk! Shhh…hear the whispers of Wall Street? Apparently, Shein, your go-to site for all things sparkly and monochromatic, has decided to leave the warm embrace of private funding and step into the harsh limelight of public scrutiny. Our hot take? We think Shein is like that contestant in a reality show who hits all the high notes but also carries this dangerous allure of potentially forgetting lyrics while on stage. No doubt, they’ve proven their knack for couture creation – but how they catwalk in the IPO maze – time will make that shade of red or green. Now, if you’re picturing corporate suits trying on sequin jackets in front of mirrors, chuckling “does this make me look too capitalist?”, trust us, you’re not alone.
When satellite companies collide, it’s not just a collision of celestial bodies – it’s a collision of egos! In this galactic drama, Terran Orbital and their former CTO find themselves in a space soap opera that’s more intense than a supernova. Grab your popcorn and prepare for a cosmic boardroom-turned-battlefield, where starlets of the satellite industry transform into Sith lords, battling it out with lightsabers of legal paperwork. It’s a whole new “Star Wars” experience. Let’s just hope they resolve this drama faster than waiting for Halley’s Comet to come around.
Moonwalk No More: Venturi Astrolab Heads for the Moon, and OneWeb India Slurps Up Satellite Glory!
After their Thanksgiving break, Venturi Astrolab is ready to do a Neil Armstrong and drive a moon rover. Talk about multitasking! Meanwhile, OneWeb India is bringing their own brand of celestial magic to the skies. These tech companies are making post-Thanksgiving blues look like a walk on the moon. Who needs pumpkin pie on Earth when you can have it on the moon? The aerospace game is getting out of this world!
Cyber Monday just got a whole lot quirkier with the AI Garage Sale, where you can haggle with the brainiest bargain-bot in town. From PS5s to antique junk, it’s a wild ride that proves AI still can’t price its own robo-roomba. Welcome to the age of AI haggling!
Seeking the perfect gift on a budget? Look no further! Our guide to affordable gadgets has got you covered. From Bluetooth trackers to wireless earbuds, these gifts will make you look like a tech genius without breaking the bank. And hey, being thrifty in 2023 is the new cool.
In a plot twist fit for a cyber thriller, Ukraine’s top cyber sleuths have been abruptly logged out. Accused of embezzlement, these “guardians” turned out to be malware themselves. It’s a breach of trust 2.0. Remember the golden rule of cybersecurity: ‘Trust no one’, not even those checking your intrusion detection system. But hey, at least they gave us a laugh. Who knew cybersecurity could be this entertaining without cats playing keyboards!
Reddit, the hub of memes and cat videos, is allegedly gearing up for an IPO. Will it be a financial success or just a fancy whispering practice session? Only time will tell! Created by a tech trio, Reddit has delighted, outraged, and bamboozled users for 16 years. Now, it may go from private shenanigans to publicly trading as early as next year. Is this the next GameStop or a Silicon Valley power move? Let’s hope our favorite memes don’t become overnight stock tips!
Tech Industry Zapped by Job Cuts: Is Jarvis Hiring?
The tech industry seems to have caught a virus called “JobEater2023”, resulting in a whopping 240,000 jobs going down the drain. It’s like a tech recession straight out of a sci-fi movie. The big tech companies have been playing Thanos with their mass downsizing spree, while startups are feeling the pinch too. But hey, at least now techies have a chance to learn some real-world skills like appreciating sunshine or dominating board games. Who knew a coding Universe had such a wicked sense of irony?