Employment Armageddon in Tech Town: Glitch Detected?
The Bad News Bit
Folks, it seems the tech industry has caught a cold, and it’s not just a sniffle. You might want to take your Silicon Valley dreams and plug ’em into a diagnostic tool because over 240,000 jobs vanished from the sector this year. That’s a staggering 50% elevation from last year’s numbers and the year isn’t over yet. Give it a minute… let that sink in!
Painful Pink Slips
We knew bad things were coming when cookie monsters Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and some puny startups started handing out pink slips like candy on Halloween earlier this year. Not only did these ego-surfing moguls become a little too enthusiastic about workforce reductions, but it seems they’ve influenced others in the tech industry to follow suit. We thought our tech overlords were leading the era of innovation…but who knew they meant innovative ways to give their employees the boot?!
A Rough Start for Start-ups
And yeah, start-ups, we see you there trying to sneak out the back door! Industries across the board seem to have been affected by this dismal downsizing dinner party, with startups also shedding jobs like an old snake skin. Perhaps they’re taking the term “lean startup” a bit too seriously!
The Hot Take
Well, folks, it would seem the tech industry has become rather “disruptive”… disrupting people’s livelihoods! If you’re not knee-deep into coding, don’t lose sleep over the bleak picture I’ve painted. It said so in neon lights on the wall – tech isn’t the surefire jackpot it used to be! But let’s not get too gloomy. Remember, every cloud has a cyber silver lining. Maybe it’s time for all these tech giants to CTRL+ALT+DEL their strategies for a reboot. And hey, there’s always Quidditch coaching if your tech gig just got debugged!
Original article: https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/03/tech-layoffs-2023-list/