“Cyberpunk 2077 Patch 2.02: Less Bugs, More Boom”
Game Patch Lifeline: CyberRevolution
For those plagued by the infamous bugs of Cyberpunk 2077, there’s a new hope on the horizon. Call it the dawn of the Cyber-fix era or just a giant Band-Aid, but Patch 2.02 has finally arrived on PC and consoles, and it’s ready to wrestle those gnarly bugs to the ground.
More Speed, Less Crashing (In-game and In-reality)
Not that crashing your speedy neon-lit hoverbike into a futuristic dumpster wasn’t entertaining, but let’s be real, we prefer our crashes be a result of driver ineptitude, not game performance. Thankfully, Patch 2.02 is also packing some serious performance healing balms. It’s the cyber-facelift we’ve all been waiting for.
Though the makers of the game had earlier promised ‘fewer bugs than a deserted roach motel’, sadly, that turned out to be more fiction than fact. But with the arrival of Patch 2.02, each update seems to declare, “Hold my beer,” as it puts its virtual foot forward, ready to eliminate those bugs and performance issues that have been more stubborn than a cybernetic cockroach.
The Spicy, Whirlwind Conclusion
In a world where Bug Fix updates are the real heroes, Cyberpunk 2077’s Patch 2.02 zooms in on its digital steed, ready to save the post-apocalyptic cityscape from its software maladies. It’s like a knight in shining ASCII, if the knight was a patch and the dragon it was slaying was multiple performance issues and game bugs. Here’s to hoping it’s the new sidekick we have been waiting for, and not just another cliffhanger in the saga of Cyber-fixation!
Original article: https://www.techradar.com/gaming/consoles-pc/cyberpunk-2077-patch-202-fixes-a-ton-of-phantom-liberty-bugs-and-rebalances-the-stats-of-weapons