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The Station isn’t just some bus stop in the middle of nowhere; it’s your central depot for everything tied to transport. We’re about past gen steam locomotives, model-T Fords, and horse-drawn carriages, as well as self-driving car fiascos, revolutionary drone-delivery setups, and the hyperloop’s perennial ‘coming soon’ status.
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Even as we talk about present and past, believe us, the future is our favourite candy store. Flying taxis? Teleporters? Lunar Ubers? If it’s on the horizon, we’re tracking it faster than a greyhound on a rabbit. This isn’t just Jetsons-level fancy; we deliver the future of the commute.
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As we conclude our services at The Station, let’s not forget that despite endless advancements, we’re still waiting for the breakthrough where we can finally teleport to work while sleeping extra minutes in our comfy beds. Either way, isn’t it just amazing that we’ve reached an era where getting packages flown to our doorsteps is simpler than getting a pizza delivered? Now, that’s what we call Progress!
So, while science fiction might still be ahead, at least our delivery drones don’t ask for tips!
Original article: https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/05/flexport-gobbles-up-convoys-assets-revel-pulls-the-plug-on-mopeds-and-uaw-sets-its-sights-on-toyota-and-tesla/