It’s a Me, Record Breaker! Super Mario Bros. Wonder Scoops in European Gold Faster than Yoshi Scarfing Power Mushrooms!
The Mushroom Kingdom’s Golden Boy Outpaces Himself. Again!
Hold onto your Feather Caps, folks! Super Mario Bros. Wonder is out there demolishing yet another Mario game record. It’s currently doing a victory run, having been hailed the fastest-selling Mario game in Europe. Talk about the plumber’s time not being wasted!
Not Just a Game, But a Cultural Hydra
This charming hybrid of an Italian plumber and a mushroom chomping man-child (adorable, right?)
has done more than just hightail to the top of the sales chart. Indeed, our boot-stomping, turtle-squashing friend has been warming the cockles of our pixelated hearts, establishing itself as a cultural leviathan. And let’s not forget, always ready to save the Princess in another castle!
A Plumber’s Odyssey from Pixel to Profit
From powering up in his pixelated world to conquering globally, it’s evident that our favorite mustachioed man armed with his indestructible dungarees is not just about stomping Goombas and rescuing Peach. His net worth is looking larger than Bowser’s greed, with his latest quest Super Mario Bros. Wonder breaking all-time records in Europe.
Hot Take:
Dear Bowser, when are you going to understand that size doesn’t matter? Our man, Mario, may not boast about his fire breath or spiky shell, but he surely knows how to make the coins and hearts roll in. After all, who needs a terrifying turtle when a mustached, overweight plumber can do the job of winning gamers’ hearts AND set sales records with such panache?
Original article: https://www.techradar.com/gaming/nintendo-switch/super-mario-bros-wonder-is-the-fastest-selling-mario-game-of-all-time-in-europe